Re: Joke: Leopard code released

Leopard source

/*
 * Copyright (c) 1998-2005 Apple Computer, Inc. All rights reserved.
 *
 * .........
*/
    #include "BSD.h"
    #include "Linux.h"
    #include "darwin.h"
    #include "XFree86.h"
	#include "OpenGL.h"
    #include "samba.h"
    #include "konqueror.h"
    #include "VNC.h"
    #include ".........
    ........
	#include "		

 
    char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];
 
    void main() {
      while (!CRASHED) {        
       if (first_time_install) {
          apply_all_the_apple_nice_names();
          make_it_all_run_on_chunky_expensive_apple_HW();
          show_nice_Aqua_gui();
          show_nice_ball();
       }
       if (getYear(gestalt_id) < now() - 1,5Y ) {
          kill_memory_slot();
          rattle_the_cheapes_to****fart_disk();
          burn_some_chips();
       }
       if (still_not_crashed) {
           piss_on_most_known_security_patches();
           show_nice_ball();
       }
       
       // printf("Welcome to Free BSD Project");
       printf("Welcome to the newest, fastest, hippest, most modern,    
              most fancy and made by Apple OS Leopard 10.5");
       show_some_impressive_animation();
 
       while (something) {
         sleep(10);
         get_user_input();
         sleep(10);
         act_on_user_input();
         sleep(10);
         flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
         try_to_sell_some_ gadgets(); 
       }
 
      create_kernel_segmentation_fault();
    }
  

Florian